- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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