Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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