child labor

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Harry Styles

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Canadians

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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