- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have yougurt with tractor

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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