- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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