Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Women's rights.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

tea with milk?

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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