Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats 0+0 0

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -37

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -41

what's funnier than hell? heaven

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

thumb_up thumb_down +76

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

toast points

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

thumb_up thumb_down +46

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

thumb_up thumb_down +46

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +40

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +40

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops