What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What sucks?

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A man walks into a bar.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Your mum is dead

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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