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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Hey, Max!!

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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