- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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