- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A baby seal walks into a club...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Women's rights.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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