Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A baby seal walks into a club...

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Someone told me about this website.

Teen pregnancy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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