- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Vagina-Boob

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

My Girlfriend

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What is worse

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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