- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little girl gets raped

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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