- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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