Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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George Bush.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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