I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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French people

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Rock mattress.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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