Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

YOU IS DUM

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Sarah Palin is President

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Rob Bell

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Which one is hardest?

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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