- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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