How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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