- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

no u

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Women's rights

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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