Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

A man walks into a bar.

the guy below me is gay

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

My mom's dead

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

the your face joke

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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