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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Black people are clen.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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