- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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minced oaths

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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