- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

I am very humble.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

i found waldo.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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