What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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You're tall.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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