- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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