- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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