- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Y u do dis?

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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