Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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you give like i give lomain

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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