- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

404 Error: Joke not found

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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