(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Kys

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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