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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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