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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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