How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Justin beiber..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Small Penis.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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