- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Mitt Romney

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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