This sentence is a lie.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Asians

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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were at work systems r down

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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