- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

i have a christmas tree.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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