- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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