Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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