What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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