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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

WNBA

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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