maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Black people

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's up brah brah

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

I have Alzheimer. What?

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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