What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

womens rights.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Ham sandwich

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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