A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Spell: “This word”

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

IU football

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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