Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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I ponder

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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knock knock who's there aids

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Anti Joke

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