How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

You read the Terms of Service.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

this is not a joke

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

whats black? a black man

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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