- Anti Joke

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.