- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

knock knock. come in.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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