What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Well educated black man.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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